Reality Check by Dave Whamond for March 10, 2021

And in the end, it was just a pile of poo.

Do you have any homework in you?

As my grandma used to say: “A good book will last you a long time.”

I used to have a book in me, but I had my appendix removed.

Some books are hard to stomach.

Chloe, my daughters baby Aussiedoodle, just went in her purse and picked out a five dollar Bill and shredded it! Last time I visited, Chloe took my shoe and ran with it for 5 min! She’s the most michievious adorable thief I’ve ever seen!

When you’re adding fiber to your diet, don’t do it all at once.

Do it a page at a time.

Poor pup hasn’t pooped since. He’s hard bound up.

Did you chew slowly to savor every word?

Mostly, I have unfinished chapters and an outline or two in me.

Hey I made a website

https://www.tomorrowtides.com/reality-check-fan-club.html

Take the Evelyn Wood course and learn to relax.

Was it a Reader’s Digest?

Really, in 12 hours no one’s referenced the old quote? Something must be very wrong.

“Outside of a dog, a book is man’s best friend. Inside of a dog, it’s too dark to read.”

—attributed to Groucho Marx

Happy ending?