Reality Check by Dave Whamond for June 12, 2021

Quoth the raven: Control, Alt, Delete…

Great, a new conspiracy theory…….

Don’t worry. It’s running on Microsoft.

Just follow what Ralph said.

I’m amused about all the conspiracy theories. Does the second dose of the vaccine deliver the software to make the microchip fully operational? Which dose makes you magnetic? What happens if you become magnetic & the software malfunctions lol. I’m sure the conspiracy theorist will have an answer although it will be the usual b…s…

When I got my first one last week I asked them when my new superpowers kicked in.

I had my second shot last week. Now I keep getting stuck on the fridge.

Now you don’t have to carry your cell phone. Thank You

…and some believe this!

does it get me on a plane faster??

The jokes on them. The chip can’t take effect until you read and accept the Terms of Service.

Today’s Reality Check and Off the Mark have similarly themed cartoons. Is it a conspiracy? Hmmmmm.

Look, the government can’t find Waldo with orbital surveillance. They can locate your phone; so it’s a moot point.

the easiest test to see if you got the Gates shot is to go out into a field and say “Cortana, where am I”. if anything answers, you are good to go.

Oh, so that’s really why they make you sit for 15 minutes. You restart when they send you on your way…

I had my 2nd Pfizer shot at the end of April. Since then, my LTE network connection hasn’t fallen below 5 bars, and I’m able to listen in to the secure Toronto police channel. hehe

Hope you don’t get the blue screen of death.

No wonder, he’s married to George Orwell’s niece.

My D-Con Decoder smells a rat …! (probably just Ralph)

For those of you who pooh-pooh the idea that the government can make you a living magnet, and make you a part of their army to control all free people, the proof is here to be seen by all.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p4swthVZ7O0

The first shot stimulates your immune system, the second shot checks to see how excited it got.

The next step is to watch a training film called “Flatliners.”

What did people do before vaccines? Well, that is a point, except the point is they died.