Reality Check by Dave Whamond for June 12, 2021

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    eromlig  over 3 years ago

    Quoth the raven: Control, Alt, Delete…

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    Leojim  over 3 years ago

    Great, a new conspiracy theory…….

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    Imagine  over 3 years ago

    Don’t worry. It’s running on Microsoft.

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    rekam Premium Member over 3 years ago

    Just follow what Ralph said.

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    Aussie Down Under  over 3 years ago

    I’m amused about all the conspiracy theories. Does the second dose of the vaccine deliver the software to make the microchip fully operational? Which dose makes you magnetic? What happens if you become magnetic & the software malfunctions lol. I’m sure the conspiracy theorist will have an answer although it will be the usual b…s…

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    Hugh B. Hayve  over 3 years ago

    When I got my first one last week I asked them when my new superpowers kicked in.

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    Say What Now‽ Premium Member over 3 years ago

    I had my second shot last week. Now I keep getting stuck on the fridge.

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    arthurseery  over 3 years ago

    Now you don’t have to carry your cell phone. Thank You

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    Zebrastripes  over 3 years ago

    …and some believe this!

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    zerotvus  over 3 years ago

    does it get me on a plane faster??

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    P51Strega  over 3 years ago

    The jokes on them. The chip can’t take effect until you read and accept the Terms of Service.

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    Lee26 Premium Member over 3 years ago

    Today’s Reality Check and Off the Mark have similarly themed cartoons. Is it a conspiracy? Hmmmmm.

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    mistercatworks  over 3 years ago

    Look, the government can’t find Waldo with orbital surveillance. They can locate your phone; so it’s a moot point.

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    formathe  over 3 years ago

    the easiest test to see if you got the Gates shot is to go out into a field and say “Cortana, where am I”. if anything answers, you are good to go.

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    wrytercat  over 3 years ago

    Oh, so that’s really why they make you sit for 15 minutes. You restart when they send you on your way…

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    Allan CB Premium Member over 3 years ago

    I had my 2nd Pfizer shot at the end of April. Since then, my LTE network connection hasn’t fallen below 5 bars, and I’m able to listen in to the secure Toronto police channel. hehe

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    Radish the wordsmith  over 3 years ago

    Hope you don’t get the blue screen of death.

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    Zen-of-Zinfandel  over 3 years ago

    No wonder, he’s married to George Orwell’s niece.

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    Howard'sMyHero  over 3 years ago

    My D-Con Decoder smells a rat …! (probably just Ralph)

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    admiree2  over 3 years ago

    For those of you who pooh-pooh the idea that the government can make you a living magnet, and make you a part of their army to control all free people, the proof is here to be seen by all.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p4swthVZ7O0

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    Buckeye67  over 3 years ago

    The first shot stimulates your immune system, the second shot checks to see how excited it got.

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    zeexenon  over 3 years ago

    The next step is to watch a training film called “Flatliners.”

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    Sailor46 USN 65-95  over 3 years ago

    What did people do before vaccines? Well, that is a point, except the point is they died.

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