Or, you could put it up when YOU finish! Which is what I say to my wife — on the inside. On the outside it’s, “yes, dear.” Dumb and stupid aren’t the same thing.
In several languages, if only one member of a group of a thousand is male, then the group as a whole is referred to in the masculine. But women get even and then some: if there is only one female in a group of a thousand, then the default position for the toilet seat is down.
Liverlips McCracken Premium Member over 2 years ago
But who’s counting?
The Reader Premium Member over 2 years ago
Did you see what our human just did in there?
zerotvus over 2 years ago
i had a cat that drink from it…..i even got video of it.
blackman2732 over 2 years ago
A modernized “Odd Couple” starring Garfield and Odie.
Lotus over 2 years ago
Or, you could put it up when YOU finish! Which is what I say to my wife — on the inside. On the outside it’s, “yes, dear.” Dumb and stupid aren’t the same thing.
Gent over 2 years ago
LOL!
Doug K over 2 years ago
Can you quit climbing on the table and walking across the counter?
Zebrastripes over 2 years ago
Next time, check it before using…..lol
RalphKramden77 over 2 years ago
In several languages, if only one member of a group of a thousand is male, then the group as a whole is referred to in the masculine. But women get even and then some: if there is only one female in a group of a thousand, then the default position for the toilet seat is down.
PoodleGroomer over 2 years ago
Why is it my fault that your butt is wet?
zeexenon over 2 years ago
Pussys hate cold water.
Howard'sMyHero over 2 years ago
Heard a comedian once joke:
“Had to divorce my wife …
She NEVER put the toilet seat UP” …!
WCraft Premium Member over 2 years ago
I will if you’ll quit doing your business in the kid’s sandbox.
cosman over 2 years ago
You dog, you..