Reality Check by Dave Whamond for January 09, 2023

Just as long as pants aren’t 1/2 off.

Are you looking for some red riding hoodies?

How come we never hear about a sheep wearing wolf’s clothing?

Caveat Emporium. (From Gone With the Wind — the novel.)

No place for a Tuna to get scaled, he’s in oil and can afford to avoid fishy shops

Don’t do it!!! You’ll get fleeced!

So what’s WoolWorth?

Wool ya please stop!

… ya stoopid Woolf

There used to be a Woolco near me. I think it was sort of like Walmart.

This Baaaaaad business!

Heads wool roll : < \

Looks like a jacket that Herb Tarlek wore in WKRP in Cincinnati.

We used to shop at Woolco all the time.

What would it take to put you in an orange and green plaid suit today? Easy financing.

Hey! Does that jacket come with two pair of pants?

Talk about jumping the shark …!

( CaFfEiNe❗️)

Endorsed by Robert Crumb’s blues band.

You should shop at Woolworth.

Doesn’t Wolfy’s shop front look a bit like a guillotine?

That’s the worsted plaid I’ve seen in a long time.

Does he have polyester lime-green leisure suits? Yes—Right next to the bin with the scratchy old disco records.