Reality Check by Dave Whamond for March 16, 2023

I guess the batman suit needed cleaning as well.

What kind of joker would disturb Batman on batnight?

I didn’t realize that Bat-Bubbles were pink.

Must be a strong light in his face to throw his shadow directly behind him. The bat-candles are not making bat-shadows to his left.

Sorry, Batman is not on-call right now. You may try again in three hours.

… aaaaaaaaand you just ruined the BatSuit. Way to go BatDork!

Do they still make Calgon? LOL

Is Marge still doing Palmolive manicures?

Is Mr. Whipped still squeezing the Charmin?

He’s Gotham right where he wants ’em.

Letting it go to Bat Signal Waiting …!

Bruce Wayne is so rich he can pay other people to take candlelit bubble baths for him. :)

Robin’s on the way to save the day, er night.

There’s a place on the Upper Peninsula of Michigan that sells concrete yard decorations. It’s called Birdbath and Beyond.

Should’ve been the Terry McGinnis version, obviously! ;)