Reality Check by Dave Whamond for June 14, 2023

What, not one of the many, MANY people who want to talk to you about your car’s extended warranty?

Insurance, the white man’s burden.

“States” Farm? It’s not Jake—it’s Squirrely Dan!

Now Bell needs to invent the answering machine to deal with telemarketers.

Statesfarm? Was that intentional?

Mr. Bell proposed answering the telephone “Ahoy.”

what’s Jake wearing?

Alexander Graham Bellikowski. The first telephone pole.

“It is? Well, Jake from State Farm, I’m here burglarizing this house, but I think the owners just got home… I have to go now, so I’m gonna set the phone down and if you can hold on for a few minutes, they’ll be right with you!”

LMAO! What’s he wearing?

Then he should be wearing Tacky Khaki !

Don’t hang up I’m with the IRS…….

Which came first? The Bell or the Jake …??

And a tip engraved on his ring forever named the pair of landline wires to each phone, cordboards …. And on this ground, I am positive.

www.tech-faq.com/tip-ring.html

I want to change my answering message.

“If you would like to buy access to the owner of this phone, take a $20 bill, fold it in half and shov—- (beep).”

The phone on the left…the first cell phone??

“Mr. Watson…come here… I want to see you…twerk.”

Bell should have signed up for the, “Do not call list” before he invented the darn thing.

“You could have he just texted me.”

Your car warranty has expired.

Your car warranty has expired….

“Can you hear me now? Good!”