Reality Check by Dave Whamond for August 18, 2023

Get instep with the times.

Time to reboot your plan

Crocs are fine, until it rains.

Ralph no way you can heat a croc in winter time.

But you can buy the economy-sized Odor Eaters, right?

Was that today’s bad poem?

Well you had to gets giant’s old shoe as resale didn’t cha.

Get athletes feet, that’s what.

Give her the boot.

Who can blame her for giving up?

Cramped shoes are the agony of D-feet.

Ralph has a good idea!

she should probably run some of this by her Shoe Owner’s Association.

Cope as best you can.

Is that where all those sayings come from? Like “when the other shoe drops”… or “the shoe’s on the other foot”… maybe Dr. Scholl can advise us.

After much wear and tear, over the years, home sweet home has lost its sole! ☹️

I guess it’s time to dig our heels in and walk a crooked mile!

A quick reboot then flipflop it. (Apologies)

Cramped shoes are a source of corny jokes and callous attitudes.

I’ll bet her pet woodchuck can’t chuck any wood either …!

Old? She looks like most normal middle aged U.S. mothers.

I told him no drunk rhymes