Reality Check by Dave Whamond for October 05, 2023

You can if you think you can.

That’s a stretch.

Uncanny.

A Tall boy is so 1970’s! … it’s a 40 now!

I identify as a twenty-something

and, occasionally, a longneck.

Do you identify as a Bud Light tallboy?

Ralph is so wise.

Hey, RALPH!!! Step back. Stubby’s were world famous in Canada in the day.

Not anymore micro brew, you’re a has been.

Ya need more hops …!

Earlier this baseball season, Bally Sports had long tall Randy Johnson pitching Short Boy beers.

“Shorter games call for shorter beers, which is why Bally Sports is proud to introduce Bally Sports Short Boys: stubby little 8.4 oz cans of summer refreshment perfect for today’s speedier ball games. "

I can’t imagine that was successful.

Unless I’m missing something, this is an insult to gender fluid humans. Please realize that our society incorrectly attributes slews of personality traits to genitalia. Everyone would be so much happier if they accepted that there are many people who would like to wear high heels one day and work boots the next. And if one chooses to wear frills all the time, or only wear dungarees, it really hasn’t anything to do with chromosomes, but it is all about oppression.

Where is that guy Mickey with his big mouth?

My kind … less tippy. And I love the ladies with a broad wheelbase.

Cue the canned laughter!

Mr. Whamond: Congratulations on your National Cartoonist Society award last month.

You can lie to yourself and the world, but you’ll never be a tallboy.

Beer best self.

If that can compares itself to canned condensed milk it has a point.