He’s a glass act.
General Trelane, I presume.
“You had one eye in the mirror, as you watched yourself gavotte…”
Ralph’s comment is on the mark.
Okay, Narcissus.
He flunked out of political science.
A job like that gives you lots of time to reflect!
he got fired from his last job at the orange juice factory because he could’t concentrate
The mirror doesn’t lie! … but we should all be thankful that it doesn’t laugh!
Ugh. I’d hate to have to look at myself all day. I have no idea how my wife does it. :) :)
She’s the spitting image of a skeptic.
Could be worse. He could have been a cartoonist.
LOL
Glen Quagmire colored his hair.
There’s a vampire comment in this somewhere …!
( but I vant to comment on your matching eyeshadow )
Cue the Rim Shot Monkey
With a nose like his there are few other jobs that come to mind, plays his cards right and he could demonstrate.
It was a plea-bargain sentence in a felony mirror-breaking case. 7 years
2 funny!
I used to work in a muffler shop. I had to quit because I was exhausted all the time.
ha! very good!
Customers have reported broken mirrors and are filing a glass-action lawsuit.
Excellent conversation bar joke!
this is a reflection of the years dave has put in as a humorist…
Day by Dave
Dave Whamond
April 10, 2015
May 31, 2017
Superfrog 11 months ago
He’s a glass act.
GROG Premium Member 11 months ago
General Trelane, I presume.
blunebottle 11 months ago
“You had one eye in the mirror, as you watched yourself gavotte…”
saylorgirl 11 months ago
Ralph’s comment is on the mark.
nancyb creator 11 months ago
Okay, Narcissus.
Dobber Premium Member 11 months ago
He flunked out of political science.
The Reader Premium Member 11 months ago
A job like that gives you lots of time to reflect!
Nighthawks Premium Member 11 months ago
he got fired from his last job at the orange juice factory because he could’t concentrate
Dobie Premium Member 11 months ago
The mirror doesn’t lie! … but we should all be thankful that it doesn’t laugh!
Lee26 Premium Member 11 months ago
Ugh. I’d hate to have to look at myself all day. I have no idea how my wife does it. :) :)
Havel 11 months ago
She’s the spitting image of a skeptic.
Teto85 Premium Member 11 months ago
Could be worse. He could have been a cartoonist.
ladykat 11 months ago
LOL
Zen-of-Zinfandel 11 months ago
Glen Quagmire colored his hair.
Howard'sMyHero 11 months ago
There’s a vampire comment in this somewhere …!
( but I vant to comment on your matching eyeshadow )
Daltongang Premium Member 11 months ago
Cue the Rim Shot Monkey
Alberta Oil Premium Member 11 months ago
With a nose like his there are few other jobs that come to mind, plays his cards right and he could demonstrate.
mistercatworks 11 months ago
It was a plea-bargain sentence in a felony mirror-breaking case. 7 years
Mike Baldwin creator 11 months ago
2 funny!
Steverino Premium Member 11 months ago
I used to work in a muffler shop. I had to quit because I was exhausted all the time.
pat sandy creator 11 months ago
ha! very good!
Frank Burns Eats Worms 11 months ago
Customers have reported broken mirrors and are filing a glass-action lawsuit.
sbulger Premium Member 11 months ago
Excellent conversation bar joke!
gopher gofer 11 months ago
this is a reflection of the years dave has put in as a humorist…