Scissors decapitate Scissors cuts paper, paper covers rock, rock crushes lizard, lizard poisons Spock, Spock smashes scissors, scissors decapitates lizard, lizard eats paper, paper disproves Spock, Spock vaporizes rock, and as it always has, rock crushes scissors.
Superfrog 8 months ago
Two out of three?
GROG Premium Member 8 months ago
That’s your inner Trump speaking.
Gent 8 months ago
Does you smell what the rock is cooking?
WDDIM 8 months ago
Quit complaining Rock, you agreed to the rules when we started.
Dobie Premium Member 8 months ago
… and Lizard eats paper.
(From the advanced version… Rock, Paper, Scissors, Lizard, Spock)
pat sandy creator 8 months ago
rock on…
backyardcowboy 8 months ago
Just roll on outta here and stop gathering moss!
Brass Orchid Premium Member 8 months ago
Throw hammer. Hammer beats all.
purepaul Premium Member 8 months ago
I always thought it was a dumb game.
DM2860 8 months ago
Wow! I can’t see Rock. Wherever could he be? He must have retreated and so Paper wins.
Doug K 8 months ago
How does paper win? Well … Where is rock? … “We can’t see you. Where are you, Rock?” Paper has him covered.
ladykat 8 months ago
You keep on yelping, and I’ll wad that paper up and shove it down your throat. Then it will be “paper chokes rock”.
exness Premium Member 8 months ago
I have never understood this game.
lemonbaskt 8 months ago
he looks more like a cookie
Allan CB Premium Member 8 months ago
Scissors decapitate Scissors cuts paper, paper covers rock, rock crushes lizard, lizard poisons Spock, Spock smashes scissors, scissors decapitates lizard, lizard eats paper, paper disproves Spock, Spock vaporizes rock, and as it always has, rock crushes scissors.
Bryan Smith Premium Member 8 months ago
Interestingly similar argument made in this comic todayhttps://tapas.Io/episode/3076539
mistercatworks 8 months ago
This is why you have to cover it COMPLETELY
Zebrastripes 8 months ago
Awwww come on! A few snips never hurt anyone….did it?
Rich_Pa 8 months ago
Rock breaks through paper, according to Earl (Fred Ward) in the movie Tremors.
John Lustig (Last Kiss) creator 8 months ago
Paper covers rock. Rock breaks scissors. Scissors cut paper. And bomb blows up everything!
Robert Miller Premium Member 8 months ago
Shouldn’t rock win since it’s more like a paperweight? If the paper covers rock, then wind could come along and just blow it off.