Reality Check by Dave Whamond for April 09, 2024

It’s Purl.

He’s a knitwit.

Somebody’s spinning a yarn.

A stitch in time….

I she doesn’t start knit-picking.

He’s just needling her

the suspect was crafty…

She posting victeem pics on Threads.

The condition is caused by green plaid! … it’s always the green plaid!

She owns an Afghan (that she made)

that board is holding the needles wrong. it seems every time a cartoonist draws someone knitting somebody has to comment how the character is holding the needles wrong.

The board looks a little like the game of Clue. I think Mrs. Peacock did it in the Library, the Kitchen, the Billiard Room, the Lounge, the Hall, the Dining Room, the Ballroom, the Conservatory, and the Study with her knitting needles.

I have a book of 400+ knitting patterns.

I haven’t a clue, but I’m guessing Grandma did it…in the sewing room… with the knitting needle?

Somebody knitted Purl.

(My mother knitted and taught me some basics like purling)

I guess they’re trying to hem the killer in.

“This is all weave got to go on.”

Kill one, knit one, kill one, purl one, knit two, kill one …

Our main suspect is telling us quite a yarn.

she’s just stringing them along!

Heckuva way to go …!

(too knit-picky?)

She looks a little crochet-y this morning

She’s a real sew-and-sew!

Any case sewn up now will unravel in court!!