Reality Check by Dave Whamond for April 19, 2024

If it’s modeled after a departure gate then it’s actually that other place

Do they charge for luggage in Heaven? And is there a First Class section?

Tell Saint Peter at the Golden (Pearly) Gate that you hate to make him wait, but you’ve just gotta have another cigarette! (Phil Harris—‘Smoke, smoke, smoke that cigarette.’)

Ralph’s not too happy.

What about the people with the frequent flyer cards?

I’ll never understand why they don’t load the back of heaven first, and then gradually move their way up economy towards first class, you know? It would be so much more efficient.

i’m thinking this would be boarding group 1….

I hope there’s still room in the overhead bins when I get in.

Some pay for the private club at Club 10. It’s just down that flight of stairs…

I like the guy checking his watch, like he has somewhere else to be!

It figures… they always get boarded first!

(What’s wrong Ralph… limb rats not allowed in?! Bwaaa-ha-ha-ha-ha!)

Well at least Heaven won’t be like Southwest Airlines, when the boarding procedure is "One through Forty…………GO!

Did they just take a flight on a Boeing plane?

Ha! Good, Too Good! This is why I hate optimists!

Now, that would be a great wedding ceremony.

They have to go through rehab before passing further.

Ah yes … the fate of clouds 1 through 8 is to wait …!

( gotta go )

…and your luggage goes to Atlanta.