Reality Check by Dave Whamond for April 24, 2024

AI Cowboy

You still have your hat, your boots, and your GIT TAR! You’ll be just fine.

Play that song backwards and get ‘em both back.

The ultimate Blues: “I didn’t even have a girlfriend that could have left me…”

Yippee Ki AI, pal.

Think hard, Pardner. What could the two have in common?

List your ideas for modernized country songs. I’ll open with changing “Rhinestone Cowboy” to “BitCoin Cowboy.”

.. ah-how-how-how-how!

— Z Z Ralph

Your woman took the truck.

If it was a Tesla Cybertruck, it’s been recalled due to potentially lethal flaws.

Modern Country Music ain’t. Give me “3 chords and the truth.” Then you might have something.

Doom, Despair, …

Why did the cowboy wear sneakers? So he wouldn’t be mistaken for a truck driver.

You know what happens when you play country music backwards? Your dog comes to life, your wife returns, you get hired, and your truck fixes itself

Ooh, ooh! How times have changed!

Like a rhinestone cowboyGetting Txts and Tweets from people I don’t even knowAnd DMs comin’ over my smartpphone

♪ Please don’t ban my TikTok, it’s the only friend I’ve got ♪

And, I think I know why ….

My gal named Ruth fell off the back of my bike, and I rode on Ruthlessly …!

It was bound to happen sooner or later.