Real Life Adventures by Gary Wise and Lance Aldrich for May 18, 2019

Reminds me of the time when my 11-year old daughter decided to make herself a chocolate milkshake while I was at work. There was chocolate milkshake everywhere, including the ceiling. She had forgotten to put the lid back on the blender.

Or get really kinky.

I can lick any daiquiri in the house!

It looks like she got axe there.

We once grew a bunch of tomatoes to make our own tomato sauce (She’s of Italian extraction; we use a lot of tomato sauce).

After blanching & peeling the maters, we put the first batch in the blender to liquefy. The stuff was still really hot. The blender had a glass pitcher – which was not really hot.

Everything above countertop level was red.

Lick it off her face.

So… it’s not the kind of party where you lick it off the hostess?

She tried to make an almond daiquiri for one of her guests, who was a doctor. But she ran out of almonds and substituted hickory nuts. The doctor took a sip, and said, “It’s pretty good, but what IS it?”

That’s a Hickory Daiquiri, Doc!

I did this same thing years and years ago. The whole business is highly instructive, so it’s a mistake you make only once.

Boy, is her face red!