Real Life Adventures by Gary Wise and Lance Aldrich for February 11, 2021

Meow – Translation No.

at least you didn’t go into a Zoom chat with a kitten filter on

A kitty Valentine gift.

“I have nothing to say about the matter.”

“So, you kidnapped my toy and then you come home crying to me about it!”

The cat thought that she might want a snack later.

No.

Consider yourself lucky that it was a toy.

Well, sorry about that. And sorry I thought you stole my mouse and committed an act of cat-like revenge in your good shoes.

Cats like to assist in providing food for the home. If your cat is locked away in your home it has to improvise. Our girl once provided us with a snake she’d caught, and eaten the head.

I’m guessing Kitty isn’t wracked with guilt.

Tiffany, my calico, loved bringing home her prizes for public display.

At least Miss Kitty didn’t leave you the real thing.

Question, Which one really has the problem here? Answer. It’s not the cat

“The dog put it there to get me in trouble…”

Packed a lunch for you.

Be happy it wasn’t a hairball.

A client almost sat on a squeaky toy getting into my car today.

The good news is she got the toy back. As rule, it’s dogs that slobber all over their toys. I’ve never found a cat toy that was even moist. Shredded, dismembered, stuffed in an air vent – yes. Wet – no.

Meow?