Real Life Adventures by Gary Wise and Lance Aldrich for April 03, 2021

Work from home.

If she gets drunk, she has to arrest herself, lock her own butt up, go before herself to plead her case. (She’s public defender too). She’s her own probation officer…….

The Town Motto: “There’s room for only one in this town.”

And she has many hats. They’re in her closet.

Our mayor’s wife owns a bar. I like the idea of a library/bar combo.

So live in the town, work somewhere else.

Still an opening for village idiot.

Truth in comics, she sells the coldest beer in town, Monowi, NE.

Sounds like they still need a police chief

Always room for slackers.

The place is ripe for a coup! They can gang up on the entire population!

I hope that town has a big tourist business otherwise that woman’s going to have a drinking problem.

But remember, the town is also in Nebraska. Good luck finding it.

The mayor sleeps with her BOSS in Nebraska! Somebody send Zool to take over her library position.

There’s nothing like monocracy for a smooth government.

My head has a population of one. It’s a very happy place.

But do they have a chief of police, and a judge? Where could she get a jury — not by peering about, that’s for sure. And is she the tax collector also?

When she has a vote to raise taxes, is it always unanimous? If she lost her job, did she quit or was she fired?

Towns don’t have mayors – cities do.