Real Life Adventures by Gary Wise and Lance Aldrich for February 15, 2022

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    allen@home  almost 3 years ago

    Your mother was in labor. She remembers it differently.

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    maureenmck Premium Member almost 3 years ago

    The star of that story is whoever is telling it.

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    Ubintold  almost 3 years ago

    He should’ve started with “Once upon a Time”.

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    well-i-never  almost 3 years ago

    Oh, I don’t think she leaves that out.

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    WCraft Premium Member almost 3 years ago

    Mom said you bumped your elbow…

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    NELS BALWIT Premium Member almost 3 years ago

    My wife was in labor with our youngest and doing the nesting thing. I got out of her way and went to do yard work and then washed the windows on the House. Unfortunately, I fell off the ladder and broke my leg. We both ended up in the hospital that day. Fortunately, my sister was there quickly to watch the other kids. I was lying on the ground in pain thinking to myself this is going to be funny someday. Then I started laughing and it hurt more, and I then I laughed more, and it hurt more.

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    ChukLitl Premium Member almost 3 years ago

    Dad had to change a flat tire in the rain on the way to the hospital.

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    The Brooklyn Accent Premium Member almost 3 years ago

    After the third time someone came in to the examining room to ask my wife her name, date of birth, and insurance account number, I wrote that information on her belly with a marker pen. The hospital people were Not Amused.

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    ekke  almost 3 years ago

    Yeah, when Mom tells it “I” has a completely different focus!

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    Teto85 Premium Member almost 3 years ago

    Twins, labor started 22 years ago on February 28th. Took several hours. Born on the 29th. They took a long time and have been late for everything ever since. I kid. But there were times when we had to light a fire under them to get any sort of response.

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    coffeeturtle  almost 3 years ago

    “you were our little miracle”

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