Real Life Adventures by Gary Wise and Lance Aldrich for March 20, 2022

The doofus will croak.

Baloney. The doofus is an all-season opportunist.

First sign of spring is people wearing shorts to show off their pale white legs.

The missing links.

And THIS, Ladies and Gentlemen, is why my hobby is target shooting at the indoor range; Air Conditioned, indoor range.

A golfus.

Spring, Summer, Autumn, or Winter, he will always be that Doofus to her…..

Ah, the first Doofus Duffer of Spring. Their plumage has yet to develop to its full polyester plaid. In the case of the male-clashing plaids.

Funny

My first sign of spring is wearing sandals again. My feet love sandals.

I saw three robins last week.