Real Life Adventures by Gary Wise and Lance Aldrich for July 08, 2023

Or Ulysses S. Grant, without the hair.

It seems like he is taking the way he looks for Grant-ed.

Keep drinking and you’ll look more like Ulysses S. Grant.

Well, God, Grant me the serenity to accept my looks.

Had a coworker named Garry Grant. One of our residents said he must have humorous parents.

Or a Va Grant.

Lou Grant wasn’t that bad.

Are all those Grants related?

When God passed out brains,

I thought he said trains,

And I missed mine.

When God passed out looks,

I thought he said books

And didn’t want any.

When God passed out ears,

I thought he said beers

And asked for two long ones.

When God passed out legs,

I thought he said kegs

And asked for two fat ones.

When God passed out noses,

I thought he said roses

And asked for a big red one.

When God passed out heads,

I thought He said beds

And asked for a big soft one.

When God passed out hips,

I thought he said lips

And asked for two large round ones.

God am I a mess.

So, God really does have a sense of humor.

I’ll grant you that.