Real Life Adventures by Gary Wise and Lance Aldrich for November 21, 2023

Was going to say Wells Fargo, then I saw the “ase”….

Computers are pretty good at addition and subtraction.

The only trouble I can remember having with my bank in the last (mumble) decades is remembering which megabank bought out the account this week – it went from a small credit union to a big credit union to a small bank to a big bank to one of the Big 4.

AS the Cowardly Lion once said, “Ain’t it the truth.”

The bank advertised that when you put money in their bank you became part of the bank family. So shouldn’t he also be right since he’s one of us (the bank family) now?

Since you’re like family now, I can say with a smile “ well Brother, it’s because you’re a doofus with addition and subtraction.”

This guy hasn’t learned about the revised golden rule: bank’s gold, bank’s rules

how do you think we make money sir.

Like Lili Tomlin’s operator Ernestine: ““We’re the phone company. We don’t care, we don’t have to.””

Blame it on the computer.

The only time I’ve found them to be wrong is when they put someone else’s deposit in my account.

I’m thinking the creators had issues with Chase Bank??

Banks: Legalized robbers.