Rip Haywire by Dan Thompson for October 14, 2014
October 13, 2014
October 15, 2014
Transcript:
Rip Haywire: What's the idea sniffin' around my safehouse during the wee hours, Punk? Charlie Little: I'm Carlie Little from down the street... my wife warned me not to do this neighborhood watch! Neighborhood watch? Frank Finkle: That's right, Haybarn... and you're assaulting one of my officers. Rip Haywire: Finkle? Listen, it's not assault unless teeth are missing. Charlie Little: Well, actually... Rip Haywire: I could make it assault, Chuck. Charlie Little: It's not assault, Frank... we're cool.
dimndno almost 10 years ago
Make it assault rip, PLEASE!!!!
AlnicoV almost 10 years ago
You got to hand it to Rip, he makes life interesting.
johnrussco almost 10 years ago
what about yesterday’s knuckle sandwich business?? Rip should slap them both for being too stupid.
Chithing Premium Member almost 10 years ago
KA-TEETH!
Observer fo Irony almost 10 years ago
Why wasn’t this watch program been mentioned before, Finkle?
ericbrower almost 10 years ago
YOUR neighborhood watch officer Finkle? Between all the fines, and his “officers” prowling around, I have a feeling old man Finkle runs the neighborhood like Breezy’s uncle runs his town.
Dragoncat almost 10 years ago
This suburban life gets better and better…
Observer fo Irony almost 10 years ago
And what was Finkle doing skulking around ’Haybarn’s yard.
I AM CARTOON LADY! almost 10 years ago
How much teeth would Chuck, chuck?