Rip Haywire by Dan Thompson for December 11, 2024

“Wrong satchel. Dirty laundry. Going to sleep a bit.”

Not worries. Hell is all warm and hot and you headed that way now ya foul fiend.

Ok, now I’m feeling sorry for him. Any chance he’ll be rescued?

Warm G’s frozen Astor!!!

Why not? You’ve got money to burn…

NOW aren’t you sorry it was all in PENNIES?

This really feels like it was written by Chester Gould!

It’s not like the Italians don’t make winter fashion gear.

ka-shiver

Yep. Irony.

Is Dan channeling Jack London here?

He should be blue, brr

Thus proving the insanity of the worship of money

KA-FREEZING!

Man, talk about having money to burn.

It’s called “having money to burn” for a reason. And this is a new one.

Oh the pain! Oh the irony! Oh the cheap laughs!

So long, chump…