Ripley's Believe It or Not by Ripley’s Believe It or Not! for June 20, 2019

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    Templo S.U.D.  about 5 years ago

    According to WIkipedia, it presently ends at a 2006-born Kong Youren for Confucius’ descendants.

    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Family_tree_of_Confucius_in_the_main_line_of_descent

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    wjones  about 5 years ago

    So, is there a barber in the space station?

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    Gent  about 5 years ago

    No confusion over the descendancy, eh?

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    Cminuscomics&stories Premium Member about 5 years ago

    The haircut probably only cost the taxpayers a kazillion dollars.

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    TXD2  about 5 years ago

    Confucius busy boy…

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    whahoppened  about 5 years ago

    I was expecting 2 dozen Confucius jokes.(That can be printed)

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    Spock  about 5 years ago

    And it might well be that none of them has any genes from Confucius.

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    Aussie Down Under  about 5 years ago

    The donkey eye thing for some reason, reminds me of Marty Feldman (RIP)

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    R.R.Bedford  about 5 years ago

    haircut? In space? in the slightly altered words of the FROZEN song, “Let it grow, let it grow…”

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    dv1093  about 5 years ago

    Adam and Eve have more.

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    FassEddie  about 5 years ago

    Wow. So Confucius had way more kids than Jesus, huh? Oh, wait.

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    Under Dog Premium Member about 5 years ago

    Confucius says “Girl you lookin’ good”.

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    The Pro from Dover  about 5 years ago

    3 million living Descendants? So Confucius say.

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    Huckleberry Hiroshima  about 5 years ago

    “Confucius say… wait a minute, here come woman with baby.. must run..”

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    Radish the wordsmith  about 5 years ago

    Confucius say, man who have last laugh, not get joke.

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    danholt  about 5 years ago

    Haircuts in space courtesy of this guy https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9tTLbyPEtpU

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    boniface22  about 5 years ago

    After a few beers I can see all four of my feet too.

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    Indianapolis Smith  about 5 years ago

    Confucius say: all work and no play make Confucius a dull boy

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    jvn  about 5 years ago

    By the year 2112, half the population of Earth will be descendants of Confucius or a Kardashian. Or a hybrid.

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    6turtle9  about 5 years ago

    Birth of the Flo-Bee.

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    tuslog1964  about 5 years ago

    Donkeys are also very smart. When they were used to string telegraph/telephone lines in rough country, they would learn how many poles to go before transposing the wires.

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    Scott S  about 5 years ago

    Confucius say Man who sleep with itchy butt wake with stinky fingers!

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    Stephen Gilberg  about 5 years ago

    Why shirtless?

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    todyoung  about 5 years ago

    Re: the Confucious bit: did someone construct an ancestry.com family tree for him? Where’s the list? :-)

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    Petemejia77  about 5 years ago

    Weitz looks like my dad back in the day.

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