In Dante’s Inferno the center of Hell is frozen and Satan is embedded in ice from his upper torso down. In one of his three mouths he is eating Judas Iscariot. This is the fate of those guilty of treachery. The revenge against their sins is literally a dish served cold.
Correct me if I’m wrong, but 200 ft into the U.S. from Tijuana, Mexico would be in the City of San Ysidro, not San Diego … unless they meant the County of San Diego rather than the City of San Diego.
Ah yes, i read these in the early afternoon and figure that many a folks would have already referred to the Hell in Michigan. And I was right, Hell would have frozed over if there weren’t any such comments …
Speaking of Hell freezing over, two Cleveland boys were spending time in Hell after they died in a car crash. The devil’s assistance noticed that they were enjoying themselves so he cranked up the thermostat. They were still enjoying themselves and when he inquired these Cleveland boys stated that it’s so cold in Cleveland that they welcomed the heat. So the devil told the assistance to make it extremely cold for them. After a day, those Cleveland boys were celebrating and whooping it up. When the assistance asked why they said, “Hell frozed over so the Indians / Browns must have won the championship!”
Immigration was waiting for Mr. Smith Jr. to land …
Just to be pedantic, the city of San Diego stops short of the southern border by a few miles. He couldn’t have landed in San Diego. Even IB is a stretch.
Apparently it is still debatable as to whether or not sharks sleep.-———————————————————————————————————————————————-—-Do Sharks Ever Sleep, and How?Mysteries Remain as to Whether Various Shark Species Ever Sleep
Leroy over 5 years ago
I wonder if they ever have that dream that they’re swimming along and all of a sudden there’s a waterfall. Oh No!!!
Templo S.U.D. over 5 years ago
How cold does Hell, Michigan get compared to Hell, Norway?
wjones over 5 years ago
I heard no one ever leaves hell.
wjones over 5 years ago
If a shark stops swimming they die from the lack of oxygen. They don’t drown.
KA7DRE Premium Member over 5 years ago
David Smith Sr. must have been the right caliber !
jmcenanly over 5 years ago
It is also a town near Detroit, which also gets cold in the Winter.
Gent over 5 years ago
Hell yeah!
Gent over 5 years ago
No wonder why some sharks are always so cranky!
therese_callahan2002 over 5 years ago
Guess the sharks followed Dory’s advice.
jimmjonzz Premium Member over 5 years ago
In Dante’s Inferno the center of Hell is frozen and Satan is embedded in ice from his upper torso down. In one of his three mouths he is eating Judas Iscariot. This is the fate of those guilty of treachery. The revenge against their sins is literally a dish served cold.
zerotvus over 5 years ago
no wonder the mother-in-law keeps coming over…hell really did freeze over….
Strider Premium Member over 5 years ago
There is also a Hell in Michigan that can get cold during the Winter time.
Carl Rennhack Premium Member over 5 years ago
Was Mr. Smith Senior able to buy flight insurance before his stunt?
markhughw over 5 years ago
Hell mean Successful in Norwegian
LeftCoastKen Premium Member over 5 years ago
Correct me if I’m wrong, but 200 ft into the U.S. from Tijuana, Mexico would be in the City of San Ysidro, not San Diego … unless they meant the County of San Diego rather than the City of San Diego.
J Short over 5 years ago
The Eagles should have started their tour in Norway.
danholt over 5 years ago
An ode to the Human Cannonball https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mBYAdSaxdt0
joefearsnothing over 5 years ago
I thought that, unlike fish with movable gills, all sharks had to be swimming forward to force fresh oxygen into their gills!
El Cobbo Grande over 5 years ago
Wow……just wow
STASH Premium Member over 5 years ago
There is Paradise in Michigan, some 300 plus miles north of Hell.
Nighthawks Premium Member over 5 years ago
it’s not the launch,
it’s not the journey
it’s the landing
gmu328 over 5 years ago
Ah yes, i read these in the early afternoon and figure that many a folks would have already referred to the Hell in Michigan. And I was right, Hell would have frozed over if there weren’t any such comments …
gmu328 over 5 years ago
Speaking of Hell freezing over, two Cleveland boys were spending time in Hell after they died in a car crash. The devil’s assistance noticed that they were enjoying themselves so he cranked up the thermostat. They were still enjoying themselves and when he inquired these Cleveland boys stated that it’s so cold in Cleveland that they welcomed the heat. So the devil told the assistance to make it extremely cold for them. After a day, those Cleveland boys were celebrating and whooping it up. When the assistance asked why they said, “Hell frozed over so the Indians / Browns must have won the championship!”
ekke over 5 years ago
Immigration was waiting for Mr. Smith Jr. to land …
Just to be pedantic, the city of San Diego stops short of the southern border by a few miles. He couldn’t have landed in San Diego. Even IB is a stretch.
pearlsbs over 5 years ago
Apparently it is still debatable as to whether or not sharks sleep.-———————————————————————————————————————————————-—-Do Sharks Ever Sleep, and How?Mysteries Remain as to Whether Various Shark Species Ever Sleep
https://www.thoughtco.com/do-sharks-sleep-2291555
craigwestlake over 5 years ago
Trump has issued an order declaring David an illegal immigrant…
fuzzbucket Premium Member over 5 years ago
San Diego is not a border town. It is about 20 miles from Tijuana.
RetFor over 5 years ago
The latest in anti- wall technology in Mexico
oakie817 over 5 years ago
the first to travel that way? you mean there were more????
Thunderbolt Boss almost 4 years ago
Half the comments on this comic have the swear word 1134.