Ripley's Believe It or Not by Ripley’s Believe It or Not! for April 02, 2020

only one word for the naked mole rat bit: RUFUS!!!

Yes, urea is a white, crystalline solid … but this moron-idiot is drinking ….. ugggh.

I bet Harry’s popular on the bus.

What ever you do, don’t piss Harry off.

It appears our Disaster in Chief uses the same therapy as Harry Matadeen to get that glowing orange skin and raspy annoying voice.

I wonder if Kim Possible is reading about the naked mole rat.

So, on a scale of 1-5, how mean would it be to give someone a naked mole rat as a prank gift?

What precisely can clothed mole rats chew through?

How small is this dog?

Harry has yet to date the same woman twice.

Houseguest: Oh, by the way, that bottle of lemonade in the fridge might be past due, it tastes a bit off.

Harry: Lemonade? What lemonade?!

Oh go away. Just go away, Harry.

Harry must be fun to hang around with. Hey Harry are you having a wicked pissah time?

Aren’t all mole rats naked?

I wonder if Harry mentions that in his online dating profile.

Human urine (which nis sterile) has been used to condition the skin for years!

Wonder if Harry would drink my urine, especially after a feast of asparagus?

Vitamin P? There are some things that I don’t want or care to know about. Just plain gross. Pick better believe it or not please.

Harry was snatched by an eagle, dropped immediately, then Porschia and clothed pole rat gave him a golden shower.

OK, the Harry story is definitely one i didn’t need to read.

Drinking urine provides no health benefits and can actually damage a person’s health. It’s a waste product just like feces. Drinking urine should ONLY be done as a temporary measure when there is no safe water available.

Yes, healthy urine is sterile. However, people do get urinary tract infections, so it isn’t always sterile. One of the things kidneys filter out is toxins, including drugs. It also contains waste products your body doesn’t need, including ammonia. Your body produces urine for a reason. Essentially, urinating is tossing out the garbage. Drinking it is bringing the garbage back inside. At first you can handle an extra full garbage bag or two in your home, but eventually it’s going to create some problems.

Harry is just telling the world he’s an idiot. I wish Ripley’s wouldn’t give a figurative pat on the back for people like him.

Guess that’s one way to keep people away from you while this virus is going around!

Harry Matadeen never found a wife. Wonder why??

Shouldn’t Harry Matadeen call it Vitamin P-U?

RE: vitamin P. there is a limit to human intelligence, there is apparently no limit to human stupidity

Vitamin – P… Nope.

Mr. greenshirt is obviously a very sick individual.

Oh!!! OMFG!!!! That is just disGUSTing!!!!

There’s something about all three of these that makes want to say, “You’re all a day late!”

Just when you think that the UK cannot get any stranger…

1958 three minute broadcast.

And in a related note, Harry has never been kissed…

I Almost threw up in my mouth. Bet he’s stinks too.