Ripley's Believe It or Not by Ripley’s Believe It or Not! for June 11, 2020

we don’t see very many blessings in the comic “Phoebe and Her Unicorn”

Now I can be content with the knowledge that when I see a blessing of unicorns I will know that I am going insane.

And Tiger Woods just swam a 50.0 100 meter freestyle.

It’s not a putt unless the ball is on the green.

A group of unicorns is also called hallucination.

I didn’t believe the Michael Phelps putt story at first, but it’s on YouTube – and it was on a green.

You can call a group of Unicorns anything you want, because they don’t exist.

The little unicorn is called Uni.

Which was twelve times farther than his opponent, a dolphin, sank a “putt”. Proving that what goes around comes around. (Refer to May 20, 2020 comic.)

DO NOT get one of those robotic pets for a loved one with dementia. It breaks their hearts when the batteries go out and they think it died. On the other hand …. you COULD …. and then “bring it back to life” by replacing the batteries when they’re not looking … A MIRACLE !!! … and get a bigger share of the will. OK, don’t get nasty, I was just kidding … I’d go for ALL of the will.

A robotic pet is the stupidest thing ever, especially when you consider there are so many living animals who would love to have a home!

I’m sure most of them don’t know or care about the difference.

Take care and gesundheit.

1. I bet the use of robotic therapy dogs started as someone’s cruel prank.2. Phelps is shown using a pitching wedge, not a putter.

Why are unicorns not called unihorns?

I don’t believe in luck, but he was LUCKY!

I played golf for 30 years. I made several 100+ foot putts in that time. There are greens over 200 feet long on courses with plenty of room. Scotland has some greens that are so large, the greenskeepers put two holes in a single green to allow the player to reach one of them in one putt.

In regards to the existence of multiple unicorns, I shall be choosing “Not” today.

I prefer an actual pet thank you.

Next-level taxidermy: preserve your pet as a robot! Will come in handy later in life when you have dementia.

Oh brother. There’s no such thing as a unicorn and now a blessing is a group?

Robotic demented dogs for normal people; Boston Dynamics.

https://www.cnn.com/2019/09/25/app-tech-section/robot-dog-sale-intl-hnk-scli/index.html

And seeing a group of unicorns is called a Commitment…

So they have an official term for a fictional creature, yet they won’t consider changing a group of squid to “squad” even after a petition…

Phelps sank that monster putt on this course: https://www.kingsbarns.com/ , a typical links course not far from St Andrews, and yes, the greens tend to be huge. By the way he did use a putter and a correct putting stroke (it was downhill) unlike the image of a full swing in the pic above.

I thought a group of unicorns was called an hallucinations.

Come to think of it…my dog’s given name is Data…