Ripley's Believe It or Not by Ripley’s Believe It or Not! for October 14, 2020

Five ton hamburger…I lost $900,001 at airports…Fharl Courie…8301 pounds of ground beef. Oh, right — 5001 pound grill. Over to you, Jason.

I have a device on my car to deter millennial carjackers. It’s called a manual transmission.

So the meat outweighed the grill? I guess they didn’t count the weight of the cinder blocks surrounding it.

I want to see the spatula that flipped over this steak!

Vegetarians must have been outraged!

Years ago, I read something about a ginormous sundae that would have taken 50 people or more to eat.

I remember one time I forgot to pick up a necklace off the security conveyor belt at Seattle SeaTac, and on the way back I checked with the lost and found and retrieved it, yeah, It was round-trip, connection flight, luckily same airport.

They’re going to need a huge slice of cheese!

So, Elon Musk makes flame throwers, and cars. He is from South Africa. Just thinking.

Seymour Wisconsin: WE HAVE THE MEAT!

How do you like your carjacker?

I hope they cooked that burger to 165F!

So the car jackers started firing their guns at the drivers from a safe distance.

May the Lord be with you… and gesundheit.

Somebody has to add this comment: “You want fries with that?”

So the burger weighed more than 1 1/2 times what the grill weighs.

Who flipped that bad boy?

OK, I’ll ask – how did they flip the burger? I want to see the spatula.

Where did that money go to at airports? Customs officers have deep pockets?

The carjacker remains were then sold to the cannibals in KwaZulu-Natal province for a tidy profit.

The TSA denies an investigation finding of grossly under reporting traveler’s lost money.

The Chick-fil-A sponsored event was protested by the Outagamie County Dairy Association.

Hey..Seymour, Wisconsin…….WHY? ;o]

Seymour, WI, is where all of Clara Peller’s beef is!

What a waste of perfectly good ground beef.

If they put those “theft deterrent” modifications on cars in St. Louis, a lot less would get stolen…

Show us a picture of the spatula!

I would like to see video footage of that giant hamburger being flipped. I also heard about the flamethrower thing, though it makes you wonder just how big a problem car jacking had to be that adding a James Bond option to cars became a profitable option.

I can relate to losses at checkpoints. The TSA agents stole things from my scanned carry-ons several times. I started putting my dirty underwear on top.

Was that car in a RoboCop commercial?

What piece of machinery did they use to flip their burger?

That anti-carjacker device looks like something Q would have developed for James Bond’s Aston Martin

Hm-m-m, That flamethrower gives me an idea concerning speeding tickets…

Seymour Wisconsin … where you can see more.