So the possum was taking the train, enjoying his trip through the Netherlands, when he noticed the train was a runaway! Certain of death the possum passed out not noticing everyone goes the train car due to his coup odor. Mr. possum woke up alone, perched me n top of a whale tail, and noticed out the window an emergency worker dressed in hazmat suit walking away with his new wheeled luggage.
The moon landing predates a whole lotta stuff! You would think in the past 52 years, mankind would have done something else to talk about. People still talk about it like it happened last year.
pearlsbs almost 4 years ago
That’s a whale of a tale.
Templo S.U.D. almost 4 years ago
What did the tail’s sculptor think of the metro landing on his masterpiece?
fuzzbucket Premium Member almost 4 years ago
A tail of a whale.
spaced man spliff almost 4 years ago
Who pronounces the ‘O’ in Opossum anymore? It’s just Possum now.
Bilan almost 4 years ago
It was 20 years after the moon landing that somebody figured out to put wheels on luggage.
It was another 20 years until somebody figured out to put 4 wheels on luggage.
Bilan almost 4 years ago
What makes them think that possums pass out involuntarily?
kucpa Premium Member almost 4 years ago
I tried fluke once, just for the halibut .
edwardhnelson almost 4 years ago
So the possum was taking the train, enjoying his trip through the Netherlands, when he noticed the train was a runaway! Certain of death the possum passed out not noticing everyone goes the train car due to his coup odor. Mr. possum woke up alone, perched me n top of a whale tail, and noticed out the window an emergency worker dressed in hazmat suit walking away with his new wheeled luggage.
zerotvus almost 4 years ago
Man, that’s some fish story…..
FassEddie almost 4 years ago
The moon landing also predates Laverne & Shirley! RIP Squiggy!
dwdl21 almost 4 years ago
That’s a wale of a tale. lol
dv1093 almost 4 years ago
The moon landing predates a whole lotta stuff! You would think in the past 52 years, mankind would have done something else to talk about. People still talk about it like it happened last year.
ncorgbl almost 4 years ago
That explains the aroma of `possum stew.
‘One small step for man, one giant leap for skycaps.’
That is one whale of a tale.
comixbomix almost 4 years ago
OK, someone’s bound to say their wife must be an opossum, so I’m spoiling it for them…you’re welcome, ladies.
ForrestOverin almost 4 years ago
“No actual whales were harmed in this event.”
ChessPirate almost 4 years ago
Seeing as how many predators are not above making a meal out of carrion, that little “pass out and stink” trick wouldn’t work…
Huckleberry Hiroshima almost 4 years ago
Too many clever comments above. I’m not going to say anything. Except for that. And..
Take care, may the gboard be with you, and gesundheit.
Pickled Pete almost 4 years ago
train saved by whale tail: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fc2zKvpxlyM
Stephen Gilberg almost 4 years ago
It’s called fainting.
dirkinsand almost 4 years ago
An opossum is an Irish possum
Pedmar Premium Member almost 4 years ago
The hognose snake is another animal that plays dead. It even opens its mouth and hangs its tongue out.
ScottHolman almost 4 years ago
Possum’s are great. Their innards taste even better the next day.
spaced man spliff almost 4 years ago
Well, at least Graziano allows comments. Why the hell Brooke McEldowny won’t with 9 Chickweed Lane still remains a mystery to me. I welcome any ideas.
tee929 almost 4 years ago
That is a “whale of a tale”!
Craig Westlake almost 4 years ago
“I’ve a whale of a tale to tell you lads, a whale of a tale and true”…