Ripley's Believe It or Not by Ripley’s Believe It or Not! for September 27, 2023

OR somebody snuck in!

Someone should do a DNA test on that Crocodile.

OK, who has seen Jurassic Park?

Ah, many’s the lass who’s fallen for my mandolin-like concave shape…

Made herself pregnant… right! Like that teenage girl who told her mother “Angel showed up in the middle of the night….” Angel was a teenage neighbor BTW. Such a scandal! The Yentas were yapping 31 (24/7)! But, without social media, they couldn’t copy and paste or forward. So, the message kinda got distorted, and “Angel” became “an angel…” Another “phenomenon never witnessed” :D (although there are many cases in the bible…)

or, as Professor Malcom would say: ‘life finds a way’

there it is

i can play music with my hind wings too

Wow, nature found a way…lol

Wally Gator sneaked in when no one was looking

That crocodile must have really wanted babies!

How long have they had her? Could she have been pregnant when she arrived and didn’t produce eggs until her stress level reduced enough?

Parthenogenesis has been seen in many species

When she goes on the Maury show: “Mrs. Alligator – you ARE the father!”

Some species can store sperm. Wonder if female crocodiles can…

They never bought that explanation in the “Crocodile Times” and neither did her mother!

Whenever I rub my arm with my leg, the ladies just say ‘Eww’ and walk away.

Technically, the crocodile made herself gravid.

Did somebody tell the croc to go…y’know…herself?