Octopolis is one and Octlantic is the other, located in coastal southeast Australia, each is an approximately 9 foot ellipse, each with about a dozen octopi, hardly what you’d call a city, maybe a small village or den occupied by only 10-14 octopi.
Some commenters claim we don’t have jokes here if they’re not obscene jokes. Well, here’s a non-obscene joke I think is really funny. It does require patience.
Once I saw this guy on a bridge about to jump. I said, “Don’t do it!” He said, “Nobody loves me.” I said, “God loves you. Do you believe in God?”
He said, “Yes.” I said, “Are you a Christian or a Jew?” He said, “A Christian.” I said, “Me, too! Protestant or Catholic?” He said, “Protestant.” I said, “Me, too! What franchise?” He said, “Baptist.” I said, “Me, too! Northern Baptist or Southern Baptist?” He said, “Northern Baptist.” I said, “Me, too! Northern Conservative Baptist or Northern Liberal Baptist?”
He said, “Northern Conservative Baptist.” I said, “Me, too! Northern Conservative Baptist Great Lakes Region, or Northern Conservative Baptist Eastern Region?” He said, “Northern Conservative Baptist Great Lakes Region.” I said, “Me, too!”
Northern Conservative Baptist Great Lakes Region Council of 1879, or Northern Conservative Baptist Great Lakes Region Council of 1912?” He said, “Northern Conservative Baptist Great Lakes Region Council of 1912.” I said, “Die, heretic!” And I pushed him over. – emo phillips
Not sure Face-kinis was a good word to use.. the ‘kini’ part, if referring to bikinis, seems like it would use less material and show as much skin as possible, not use the most material to cover up as much as possible..
OldsVistaCruiser about 1 year ago
Octopi?
Bilan about 1 year ago
Oh, please, please tell me there’s an Octopus’s Garden in Octlantis!
Little Caesar about 1 year ago
“Facekini” shows all the important parts; “bikini” does the opposite.
Zykoic about 1 year ago
Facekinis are outlawed in China due to facial identity requirements.
Zykoic about 1 year ago
Octopus legends.
therese_callahan2002 about 1 year ago
So The Beatles were right about an octopus’s garden in the shade.
SharkNose about 1 year ago
Here’s a new idea for an Octopi sitcom: “Eight is Enough” :D
goboboyd about 1 year ago
The Octopus Olympics include some amazing competitive juggling.
NeedaChuckle Premium Member about 1 year ago
Camped out at Loch Ness years ago. Never saw anything cryptic but talking to the searchers was fun. They were dedicated.
SquidGamerGal about 1 year ago
Octlantis? Sounds like a Splatoon stage!
markhughw about 1 year ago
Octopolis is one and Octlantic is the other, located in coastal southeast Australia, each is an approximately 9 foot ellipse, each with about a dozen octopi, hardly what you’d call a city, maybe a small village or den occupied by only 10-14 octopi.
PaulAbbott2 about 1 year ago
“Oh what joy for every girl and boy, knowing they’re happy and they’re safe”
Lady loves a joke about 1 year ago
Does anyone know the name of the page on Facebook, from the guys who used to be here, telling jokes?
LAFITZGERALD about 1 year ago
Ha, ha – I like this version of the Loch Ness Monster in that panel!!
Hex Goblinweb about 1 year ago
The Facekinis are not a new fad. They were part of bathing apparel for women during the 1940s.
JohnShirley1 about 1 year ago
Some commenters claim we don’t have jokes here if they’re not obscene jokes. Well, here’s a non-obscene joke I think is really funny. It does require patience.
Once I saw this guy on a bridge about to jump. I said, “Don’t do it!” He said, “Nobody loves me.” I said, “God loves you. Do you believe in God?”He said, “Yes.” I said, “Are you a Christian or a Jew?” He said, “A Christian.” I said, “Me, too! Protestant or Catholic?” He said, “Protestant.” I said, “Me, too! What franchise?” He said, “Baptist.” I said, “Me, too! Northern Baptist or Southern Baptist?” He said, “Northern Baptist.” I said, “Me, too! Northern Conservative Baptist or Northern Liberal Baptist?”
He said, “Northern Conservative Baptist.” I said, “Me, too! Northern Conservative Baptist Great Lakes Region, or Northern Conservative Baptist Eastern Region?” He said, “Northern Conservative Baptist Great Lakes Region.” I said, “Me, too!”
Northern Conservative Baptist Great Lakes Region Council of 1879, or Northern Conservative Baptist Great Lakes Region Council of 1912?” He said, “Northern Conservative Baptist Great Lakes Region Council of 1912.” I said, “Die, heretic!” And I pushed him over. – emo phillips
WCraft Premium Member about 1 year ago
To the people who own Red Lobster restaurants, Octlantis is a gold mine.
Guybrush Threepwood about 1 year ago
Octopuses are incredibly intelligent.
Wich makes me, a carnivore, question the ethics of their fishing.
clownburst Premium Member about 1 year ago
Not sure Face-kinis was a good word to use.. the ‘kini’ part, if referring to bikinis, seems like it would use less material and show as much skin as possible, not use the most material to cover up as much as possible..
paullp Premium Member about 1 year ago
Had to look up the word “crytpid,” as I’d never heard it before. From the context I assumed it meant either “foolish” or “idiotic.”