They climb up a small branch and get to the edge, but realize they are now trapped.
“Hold on tight!” says the first caterpillar, and he quickly chews through the branch. It snaps and they begin to fall, but he grabs two protruding twigs and steers the branch through the air with grace and finesse.
“That’s amazing!” says the second caterpillar. “How the hell are you doing that?!”
The first caterpillar scoffs. “Am I the only one in the whole damm forest who knows how to drive a stick?”
Every time a major cicada brood hatches out, somebody starts up with the cicada recipes. Yes, they are edible and a lot of wild life will gorge themselves till they barf and then go eat some more. I’ve never had a desire to try eating insects. They might be good protein, and probably fry up well, might even be good dipped in chocolate, but I’ll pass.
Leroy 3 months ago
I MIGHT try the salad if it would just shut up!
SWCarter 3 months ago
If you go on a date and the other person orders a cicada salad… keep looking.
Captain Colorado 3 months ago
Eating that salad would bug me.
therese_callahan2002 3 months ago
Cicada salad? EWWW!
boniface22 3 months ago
Quagga ……….. bring it back from where? Did it escape?
Pickled Pete 3 months ago
Two caterpillars are fleeing from a spider…
They climb up a small branch and get to the edge, but realize they are now trapped.
“Hold on tight!” says the first caterpillar, and he quickly chews through the branch. It snaps and they begin to fall, but he grabs two protruding twigs and steers the branch through the air with grace and finesse.
“That’s amazing!” says the second caterpillar. “How the hell are you doing that?!”
The first caterpillar scoffs. “Am I the only one in the whole damm forest who knows how to drive a stick?”
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When I die I want to come back as a spider
That way I’ll finally hear girls say “OMG! IT’S HUGE!”
tremaine53 3 months ago
“Served” and “eaten” are not the same thing.
Dean 3 months ago
Waiter, there is a bug in my soup!
Hush! now everyone will want one.
fgerbil46 3 months ago
I’m not a fan of that type of spider. Bats eat mosquitos and I hate mosquitos!
Anon4242 3 months ago
Every time a major cicada brood hatches out, somebody starts up with the cicada recipes. Yes, they are edible and a lot of wild life will gorge themselves till they barf and then go eat some more. I’ve never had a desire to try eating insects. They might be good protein, and probably fry up well, might even be good dipped in chocolate, but I’ll pass.
kaycstamper 3 months ago
Ugh, no…and I’ve tried bugs.
kaycstamper 3 months ago
Poor bats! Wouldn’t want to run into that spider!
Angry Indeed Premium Member 3 months ago
Some say the cicadas are a garnish. I say it’s a contest! Who will digest most of the salad, the guest or the garnish?
poppacapsmokeblower 3 months ago
Great now we have to replace, “Bat outta he11!”
ragsarooni Premium Member 3 months ago
Trying to bring back quagga? Just begs the question: why?
namelocdet 3 months ago
How can scientists bring back an extinct animal? What is this, Jurassic Park?
sedrelwesley2 Premium Member 3 months ago
What scientists"? Quagga ain’t comin’ back!Evolution always moves forward, never backward (think of kaleidescope.)
Space-Buckaroo 3 months ago
Bug soup? No Way!!!
mlambo49 3 months ago
Why do they always want to bring animals back when they are extinct ?
azardoz 3 months ago
Witchetty grubs, num, num.
Www.youtube.Com/watch?v=VBf-Gelm5fE&t=4s