A guy goes to The Philippines for a two week vacation…
While there he makes it a point to sleep with a different prostitute every night. A few days after he gets home he notices his member beginning to turn black and blue and shrivel up, so he immediately goes to the doctor.
The doctor runs a few tests and says “I hate to tell you this, but I’m afraid we’re going to have to amputate.”
The guy says “Oh, hell no! Look, doc, no offense, but I think I’ll get a second opinion.”
The next doctor takes one look and says “Oh,no, when I was a doctor in the Navy I was stationed in the Philippines for a few years and saw several cases like yours. There’s no need to amputate.”
“Oh, thank God!” says the guy.
“Yeah”, says the doctor. “It’ll fall off by itself in the next week, or so.”
Leroy 3 months ago
" HEY!! Octopus!! I’m poopin here!! "
Pickled Pete 3 months ago
The Philippines huh?
A guy goes to The Philippines for a two week vacation…
While there he makes it a point to sleep with a different prostitute every night. A few days after he gets home he notices his member beginning to turn black and blue and shrivel up, so he immediately goes to the doctor.
The doctor runs a few tests and says “I hate to tell you this, but I’m afraid we’re going to have to amputate.”
The guy says “Oh, hell no! Look, doc, no offense, but I think I’ll get a second opinion.”
The next doctor takes one look and says “Oh,no, when I was a doctor in the Navy I was stationed in the Philippines for a few years and saw several cases like yours. There’s no need to amputate.”
“Oh, thank God!” says the guy.
“Yeah”, says the doctor. “It’ll fall off by itself in the next week, or so.”
RLG Premium Member 3 months ago
I’m thinking that an island with ONE active volcano could easily have more volcanos than towns.
comixbomix 3 months ago
Maybe that’s why the pen is mightier than the sword.
Teto85 Premium Member 3 months ago
Octopus and squid ink are used to make black hamburger buns and burgers themselves in Burger King in Japan. OISHII
gmu328 3 months ago
somehow noting more volcanos than towns is not a good description or attraction for living in Camiguin
The Duke 3 months ago
Inka Dinka Doo!
6turtle9 3 months ago
I had never heard of a flying lemur before. They are a pretty strange animal, and they just may be a distant relative of us and primates.
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