A lawyer boarded an airplane in New Orleans with a box of frozen crabs and asked a flight attendant to take care of them for him. She took the box and promised to put it in the crew’s refrigerator.
He advised her that he was holding her personally responsible for them staying frozen, mentioning in a very haughty manner that he was a lawyer, and proceeded to rant at her about what would happen if she let them thaw out.
Needless to say, she was annoyed by his behavior. Shortly before landing in New York, she used the intercom to announce to the entire cabin, “Would the gentleman who gave me the crabs in New Orleans, please raise your hand?”
Not one hand went up … so she took them home and ate them.
Those Laotian jars were the remnants of an ancient civilization known as the “cookie people”. It is believed that they abandoned the place after the cookies were stolen by unscrupulous cookie thieves. These thieves were a race noted for their blue fur and googly eyes.
Geez, we don’t need more Jason and wannabes! I believe the jars pictured were determined to be burial sites. Ido wonder what the spotted the spotted zebra observer was smoking!
Whenever I hear a reference to the Plain of Jars, I think of a Mad Magazine cartoon showing a child reading a newspaper with the headline “Guerillas Attack on Plain of Jars” and what he thinks it means.
Bilan 11 days ago
Maybe the Laotians were making Kimchi even before the Koreans?
The Duke 11 days ago
The real mystery is what was in those jars. Maybe those weren’t jars but eggs.
gcarlson 11 days ago
In Hong Kong The Green Hornet is reportedly called The Kato Show.
Pickled Pete 11 days ago
He advised her that he was holding her personally responsible for them staying frozen, mentioning in a very haughty manner that he was a lawyer, and proceeded to rant at her about what would happen if she let them thaw out.
Needless to say, she was annoyed by his behavior. Shortly before landing in New York, she used the intercom to announce to the entire cabin, “Would the gentleman who gave me the crabs in New Orleans, please raise your hand?”
Not one hand went up … so she took them home and ate them.
bobpickett1 11 days ago
I one saw a pink elephant.
Guybrush Threepwood 11 days ago
What does he mean with “its host”? What host?
Atewl 11 days ago
Why did Antony Tira paint white polka dots on a zebra?
Huckleberry Hiroshima 11 days ago
Come to think of it, Cha Cha seemed like a martial art when I was a kid watching adults do that.
Angry Indeed Premium Member 11 days ago
Those Laotian jars were the remnants of an ancient civilization known as the “cookie people”. It is believed that they abandoned the place after the cookies were stolen by unscrupulous cookie thieves. These thieves were a race noted for their blue fur and googly eyes.
Angry Indeed Premium Member 11 days ago
The zebra’s mare’s first thoughts: “Is it contagious?”
h.v.greenman 11 days ago
Obviously the ancient Laotians were litterbugs. Mystery solved, NEXT!
khmo 11 days ago
Geez, we don’t need more Jason and wannabes! I believe the jars pictured were determined to be burial sites. Ido wonder what the spotted the spotted zebra observer was smoking!
paranormal 11 days ago
A Polish Zebra, huh???
oish 11 days ago
So looking like dead grass and dirt are how zebras are evolving due to climate change…
Nicki's ZoMcYo 11 days ago
Zebras ran out of unique stripe patterns
Stephen Gilberg 11 days ago
I visited that reserve two years ago. I didn’t spot that foal.
PoodleGroomer 11 days ago
There were no empty jar deposit refunds.
olds_cool63 11 days ago
THE Master! THE Dragon! THE G.O.A.T! Nuff said.
jpozenel 11 days ago
Whenever I hear a reference to the Plain of Jars, I think of a Mad Magazine cartoon showing a child reading a newspaper with the headline “Guerillas Attack on Plain of Jars” and what he thinks it means.