Ripley's Believe It or Not by Ripley’s Believe It or Not! for October 06, 2024

The minority opinion came from three judges who ordered Arby’s instead.

Why isn’t there a ruling that boneless chicken wings have to come from wings, not white meat nuggets?

A lady goes to the doctor and complains that her husband is losing interest. The doctor gives her a pill but warns her that it’s still experimental. He tells her to slip it into his mashed potatoes at dinner. So that night, she does just that.

About a week later, she’s back at the doctor, and says, “Doc, the pill worked great! I put it in the potatoes like you said. Not even five minutes later he jumped up, raked all the food and dishes onto the floor, grabbed me and, well, you know!”

The doctor says, “I’m sorry, we didn’t realize the pill was that strong! The drug company will be glad to pay for any damages.”

“Nah,” she says, “that’s okay. We’re never going back to that restaurant anyway."

‘Supreme’ Court has become a largely apocryphal descriptor, at every level.

Re the password pill: WHY?

How long does it take before the ‘password pill’ passes through?

My front porch light is so old it attracts moths that look like Fuller Brush salesmen.

Strange!

So what about the boneless wings having bones. We now celebrate woman with “bones”….

Motorola no longer exists, other than a brand.

That password pill sounds like something out of a spy movie.

So they signed an underage athlete to a MLB team? I guess it might be too early to learn how his career trajectory might develop? Considering how we are jeopardizing our youth these days, let us hope this young man has someone to assist his experience in the dangerous adult world of professional sports! I’m trepidatious about this situation as it might be a horrendous publicity stunt.

Don’t take your phone for an EKG!

So, when I get a chicken bone stuck in my throat, can I sue the Ohio supreme court?

Whose phone does it unlock? And is it reusable??

What’s next Ohio?

Toilet Paper without paper?

100% Fruit Juice without any real juice?

Insulin pens filled with High Fructose Corn Syrup?

I didn’t know a minor could legally sign a contract. I wonder if he’ll be playing in the minors first?

What if you took the pill and it did not unlock the phone?

That is a pretty accurate description of the moth.

inaturalist.Org/taxa/256906-Idalus-crinis/browse_photos

Motorola password pill.

youtube.Com/watch?v=Etdk3_t7_FE&t=50s

Yeah, there are any number of legislators who think they can repeal the laws of physics, or economics. Or, apparently, the very bones of reality.

What was the point of the edible password pill?

Ohio Supreme Court is fulla giblets