A lady goes to the doctor and complains that her husband is losing interest. The doctor gives her a pill but warns her that it’s still experimental. He tells her to slip it into his mashed potatoes at dinner. So that night, she does just that.
About a week later, she’s back at the doctor, and says, “Doc, the pill worked great! I put it in the potatoes like you said. Not even five minutes later he jumped up, raked all the food and dishes onto the floor, grabbed me and, well, you know!”
The doctor says, “I’m sorry, we didn’t realize the pill was that strong! The drug company will be glad to pay for any damages.”
“Nah,” she says, “that’s okay. We’re never going back to that restaurant anyway."
Leroy about 4 hours ago
The minority opinion came from three judges who ordered Arby’s instead.
Bilan about 4 hours ago
Why isn’t there a ruling that boneless chicken wings have to come from wings, not white meat nuggets?
Pickled Pete about 4 hours ago
A lady goes to the doctor and complains that her husband is losing interest. The doctor gives her a pill but warns her that it’s still experimental. He tells her to slip it into his mashed potatoes at dinner. So that night, she does just that.
About a week later, she’s back at the doctor, and says, “Doc, the pill worked great! I put it in the potatoes like you said. Not even five minutes later he jumped up, raked all the food and dishes onto the floor, grabbed me and, well, you know!”
The doctor says, “I’m sorry, we didn’t realize the pill was that strong! The drug company will be glad to pay for any damages.”
“Nah,” she says, “that’s okay. We’re never going back to that restaurant anyway."
comixbomix about 3 hours ago
‘Supreme’ Court has become a largely apocryphal descriptor, at every level.
jonnytest about 2 hours ago
Re the password pill: WHY?