BB King’s wife decided she was going to do something special for BB’s birthday and after thinking about it for a while, she goes to a tattoo parlor and tells the tattooist, “I want a nice big ‘B’ on each rear cheek.”
The tattoo artist says, “I’m usually not one to question but, that’s kinda out there…are you sure?”
She replies, “Oh yes, I’m sure”
“OK then, bend over…”
A week later, on his birthday, BB returns from being on tour. His wife greets him at the door, turns around, bends over and says, “Surprise!”
BB looks for a second or two and then confusingly askes, “Who’s BoB?”
Calvin for President ! about 7 hours ago
Don’t fall in love with Lsperance Eumineska she’s a beauty she’s one in a million girl !
The Duke about 6 hours ago
Boy, what some folks will do to get out of work! I didn’t think Freak Shows still exists.
Pickled Pete about 6 hours ago
Mrs. BB King gets a Tattoo
BB King’s wife decided she was going to do something special for BB’s birthday and after thinking about it for a while, she goes to a tattoo parlor and tells the tattooist, “I want a nice big ‘B’ on each rear cheek.”
The tattoo artist says, “I’m usually not one to question but, that’s kinda out there…are you sure?”
She replies, “Oh yes, I’m sure”
“OK then, bend over…”
A week later, on his birthday, BB returns from being on tour. His wife greets him at the door, turns around, bends over and says, “Surprise!”
BB looks for a second or two and then confusingly askes, “Who’s BoB?”
kendavis09 about 5 hours ago
What’s the (E) stand for in B C E ?
Sprarklin about 5 hours ago
She sounds nice.
p1eacemaker Premium Member about 4 hours ago
When was Taco Tuesday invented ;-) ?
desvarzil about 4 hours ago
When I lived in that portion of Arizona, it looked more like a coyote to me. (Insert Wile E. Coyote jokes here)
Zykoic about 4 hours ago
Do tortillas count for passover unleavened bread?
waknoch about 2 hours ago
B.C., you Christian hater.
kaycstamper about 1 hour ago
All I ask is WHY?!
Huckleberry Hiroshima 44 minutes ago
I’m feeling even better about tacos now.
zodal 44 minutes ago
The cougar can be seen the third week of March and September at sundown. >
Foob 15 minutes ago
One time I formed a shadow that looked like a cougar chasing its prey thrice a year.