A chicken farmer went to a local bar, sat next to a woman and ordered a glass of champagne.
The woman perked up and said, “How about that? I just ordered a glass of champagne, too!”
“What a coincidence,” the farmer said. “This is a special day for me; I am celebrating.”
“This is a special day for me too, I am also celebrating,” said the woman.
“What a coincidence!” said the farmer. As they clinked glasses, he added, “What are you celebrating?”
“My husband and I have been trying to have a child, and today my gynecologist told me that I am pregnant!” she said.
“What a coincidence!” said the man. “I’m a chicken farmer, and for years all of my hens were infertile, but today they are all laying fertilized eggs.”
“That’s great!” said the woman, “How did your chickens become fertile?”
“I used a different rooster,” he replied.
The woman smiled, clinked his glass and said, “What a coincidence!”
Bilan 1 day ago
Do all of the rooms in the hotel get feather beds or just the ones in the rear?
Calvin for President ! 1 day ago
I bet the people that turned down Breaking Bad are fired … or dead .
Kiba65 1 day ago
Watched it and thought it was very well done…
Pickled Pete 1 day ago
A chicken farmer went to a local bar, sat next to a woman and ordered a glass of champagne.
The woman perked up and said, “How about that? I just ordered a glass of champagne, too!”
“What a coincidence,” the farmer said. “This is a special day for me; I am celebrating.”
“This is a special day for me too, I am also celebrating,” said the woman.
“What a coincidence!” said the farmer. As they clinked glasses, he added, “What are you celebrating?”
“My husband and I have been trying to have a child, and today my gynecologist told me that I am pregnant!” she said.
“What a coincidence!” said the man. “I’m a chicken farmer, and for years all of my hens were infertile, but today they are all laying fertilized eggs.”
“That’s great!” said the woman, “How did your chickens become fertile?”
“I used a different rooster,” he replied.
The woman smiled, clinked his glass and said, “What a coincidence!”
James Wolfenstein 1 day ago
“I’m not god. You’re god. I’m The Dude!”
VictoryRider 1 day ago
I’ve never seen Breaking Bad, or Game of Thrones, or The Walking Dead, etc.
You can go back to the nineties even. Never watched Friends, or Seinfeld, or the like either.
I haven’t had a TV in around 25 years. Of course now that you can stream just about anything, that doesn’t seem to matter anyway.
Don’t worry, I’m not a complete animal; I still read my comics! (I used to get the daily paper just so I could read them.)
elvisgirl3 1 day ago
Pizz on the dude!
Angry Indeed Premium Member 1 day ago
I bet the wake up call in that hotel is epic!
artegal 1 day ago
I bet Dudeism makes more sense than Scientology.
BillyJoBob69 1 day ago
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[Unnamed Reader - 14b4ce] 1 day ago
Financially,the hotel laid an egg
6turtle9 1 day ago
The world’s largest chicken hotel. It’s in the Guinness Book of records.
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Huckleberry Hiroshima 1 day ago
From here it looks like a rooster.
Cathy P. about 19 hours ago
Why did the chicken cross the road? To show the ’possum that it can be done!
Pickled Pete about 15 hours ago
Just discovered the meaning of the Stockholm Syndrome.
The chances of a kidnapped person falling in love with his/her kidnapper is about 8%. That’s quite encouraging, really, cuz now it appears,
The chances of someone falling in love with me just went from 0% to 8%…