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I envy the people who get to work in that 18 acre flower bed. Unless there’s some downside, such as the workers not really wanting to be there and who went to that country thinking they’d get jobs in their respective trades but ended up in quite an unexpected situation which they are now trapped in for life. Oh, wait, that’s what just about all workers everywhere are saying now. Never mind. Let’s go to the flower bed. At least it’ll smell nice. Most of the time. Well, some of the time. Never mind again. I’m fine where I am. I’ll plant some flowers in pots and put them on my deck.
An old, blind Marine wanders into an all-girl biker bar by mistake.
He finds his way to a bar stool and orders a shot of Jack Daniels.
After sitting there for a while, he yells to the bartender, ‘Hey, you wanna hear a blonde joke?’
The bar immediately falls absolutely silent. In a very deep, husky voice, the woman next to him says, “Before you tell that joke I think it is only fair, given that you are blind, that you should know five things:
1. The bartender is a blonde girl with a baseball bat.
2. The bouncer is a blonde girl.
3. I’m a 6-foot tall, 175-pound blonde woman with a black belt in karate.
4. The woman sitting next to me is blonde and a professional weight lifter.
5. The lady to your right is blonde and a professional wrestler.
Now, think about it seriously, do you still wanna tell that blonde joke?"
The blind Marine thinks for a second, shakes his head and mutters, “No…not if I’m gonna have to explain it five times.”
fabiocolotta about 1 month ago
Petunias and geraniums don’t seem like rare flowers!
flashdrive1988 about 1 month ago
Shhhhh …. they bought them from a Brooklyn Botanical Gardens Salesman for quite a bit of cash!
Pickled Pete about 1 month ago
About Camels
An American and his wife are traveling in the Middle East. An Arab approaches the husband, saying, “I’ll give you 100 camels for your woman.”
After a long silence, the husband says, “She’s not for sale.”
The indignant wife says, “What took you so long to answer?”
The husband replied, “I was trying to figure out how to get 100 camels back home.”
OldsVistaCruiser about 1 month ago
Longwood Gardens in Pennsylvania is incredible!
tremaine53 about 1 month ago
They don’t come right out and tell you that 12 year old Dafna was robbing graves…
Huckleberry Hiroshima Premium Member about 1 month ago
I envy the people who get to work in that 18 acre flower bed. Unless there’s some downside, such as the workers not really wanting to be there and who went to that country thinking they’d get jobs in their respective trades but ended up in quite an unexpected situation which they are now trapped in for life. Oh, wait, that’s what just about all workers everywhere are saying now. Never mind. Let’s go to the flower bed. At least it’ll smell nice. Most of the time. Well, some of the time. Never mind again. I’m fine where I am. I’ll plant some flowers in pots and put them on my deck.
markhughw about 1 month ago
The Amulet was from before the time of Moses but after the time of Joseph.
ragsarooni about 1 month ago
Finders keepers,I always say…..
FassEddie about 1 month ago
Dafna was preoccupied with not stepping on any of the eight million rocks they leave laying around all over!
They can’t break out a street sweeper – or six?
mindjob about 1 month ago
Rich MIddle Eastern countries are doing a lot to convert the desert into oasis’s. I was really impressed when I went to Dubai
moondog42 Premium Member about 1 month ago
So…. the whole desert with ONE camel? I hope that camel got double pay for all that work
Chalres about 1 month ago
So, they used a cameramel to map the desert rather than the usual camerauto!
Bilan about 1 month ago
Now according to Google Maps, to get to Achmed’s sand dune, you take a right at Omar’s oasis and go past four sand dunes.
Pickled Pete about 1 month ago
Not a living bat.
An old, blind Marine wanders into an all-girl biker bar by mistake.
He finds his way to a bar stool and orders a shot of Jack Daniels.
After sitting there for a while, he yells to the bartender, ‘Hey, you wanna hear a blonde joke?’
The bar immediately falls absolutely silent. In a very deep, husky voice, the woman next to him says, “Before you tell that joke I think it is only fair, given that you are blind, that you should know five things:
1. The bartender is a blonde girl with a baseball bat.
2. The bouncer is a blonde girl.
3. I’m a 6-foot tall, 175-pound blonde woman with a black belt in karate.
4. The woman sitting next to me is blonde and a professional weight lifter.
5. The lady to your right is blonde and a professional wrestler.
Now, think about it seriously, do you still wanna tell that blonde joke?"
The blind Marine thinks for a second, shakes his head and mutters, “No…not if I’m gonna have to explain it five times.”