Ripley's Believe It or Not by Ripley’s Believe It or Not! for January 31, 2025

I’m halfway there—I can EXHALE through my butt.

“Youse guys want to go down the shore?” Sounds like South Philly to me!

In my Nobel study, I have found that some mammals can talk out of their butts.

Since the whole point of the IG Nobel price is to honor useless research, that is not really unbelievable.

(1.) That’s nothing. My old jersey has more staines than anywhere else in the world!

(2.) l’ve discovered some mammals talk through their butts on social media. (Present company excepted.)

(3.) Nonsense!

I know that whale. His name is Fred!

An elderly Italian man living alone in New Jersey

wanted to plant his annual tomato garden, but it was very difficult work, since the ground was hard. His only son, Vincent, who used to help him, was in prison. The old man wrote a letter to his son and described his predicament:

Dear Vincent,

‘I am feeling pretty sad, because it looks like I won’t be able to plant my tomato garden this year. I’m just getting too old to be digging up a garden plot. I know if you were here my troubles would be over.. I know you would be happy to dig the plot for me, like in the old days.’

Love, Papa

A few days later he received a letter from his son.

Dear Pop,

‘Don’t dig up that garden. That’s where the bodies are buried.’

Love, Vinnie

At 4 a.m. the next morning, FBI agents and local police arrived and dug up the entire area without finding any bodies. They apologized to the old man and left. That same day the old man received another letter from his son.

Dear Pop,

‘Go ahead and plant the tomatoes now. That’s the best I could do under the circumstances.’

Love you,

I see… all those “studies” by “scientists” are from New Jersey then?.. Makes sense! There are too many of them, you have to keep them busy. :D

I doubt that pigs are among the mammals capable of butt breathing. Interesting illustration, nonetheless.

So that’s what they’re calling it now, “going down the shore?” Okay. Let’s have some wine first.

the biggler orange clown(POS)trump always speaks out his arce!!!??

Probably cause New Jersey’s really small.

What’s stranger than an animal breathing through their butt is humans getting hydrated through the anal orifice called proctoclysis. The enema that refreshes!