Ripley's Believe It or Not by Ripley’s Believe It or Not! for February 17, 2025

Peeps are union-made at Just Born, Inc. in Bethlehem, Pennsylvania.

5.5 million per day. Must be one really huge factory to make that many. I have my doubts.

Mario who???

One day, Mickey Mouse wakes up and found yellow graffiti written on the snow outside his house.

The graffiti wrote Mickey Sucks.

The police came, and they told Mickey, “There’s bad news and an even worse news.”

“Okay” says Mickey, “Give it to me straight.”

“The bad news is, the yellow stuff is Goofy’s pee.”

“And the worse news?” asked Mickey.

“The worse news is, it’s Minnie’s handwriting!”

As an European, I had never heard of Peeps before, so I’m guessing you Americans eat them all by yourselves.

After a few days you can use peeps to scrub the sinks and around the base of the bathtub etc. A little bit of Bab-O and yer good to go.

The Mickey Mouse story is just Goofy.

I always thought Minnie was a bit crazy, turns out, she’s just effin Goofy!

Are there starving children not getting their share of Peeps?

There may not be a Guinness record for eating the most Peeps, as it would be medically unsafe. Please don’t try.

IF that’s true about the peeps, that means they have the world’s largest army. We’ll need a LOT more microwaves to defeat them if they decide to invade

My son know who Mickey Mouse is, but he LOVES Mario. He has most all of the video games.

Just take a peep in the warehouse

I didn’t recognize Mickey either without his white gloves.

Peeps make good s’mores—colorful, too. I take a Graham cracker, top with a square of chocolate, a Peep, and microwave a few seconds.

There was a time when more kids recognized Joe Camel than Mickey.

You need fresh Peeps. They get pretty hard and chewy when old.

That reminds me: I wish someone would make some ‘30s-style cartoons based on the Mario franchise. He’d fit right in. As would Sonic.

About banana eaters

A French woman and a Spanish man had recently gotten married and moved to Spain.

The woman could not speak Spanish so whenever she wanted to buy chicken legs, she would raise her skirt a little and show her thighs, which the seller understood.

One day, she wanted to buy bananas so she brought her husband with her.

Well if you don’t, let me explain…

Quite simply, it was because her husband could speak Spanish!