Rose is Rose by Don Wimmer and Pat Brady for August 28, 2018

Probably complain about the squirrels in the attic.

If humans lived in trees? I guess they would complain about the Bark Beatles, sappy interiors, and tree swaying in the wind. And a larger family will mean that they would have to branch out.

Many were increasingly of the opinion that they’d all made a big mistake coming down from the trees in the first place.

Old saying: first liar never has a chance

Don’t just stand there – do something about all of the repairs (one at a time) before they become major. Brag about doing them yourself, or how wonderful the repair person is that you found to do the work. The first, neighbors will be impressed about, and the second, they will be envious and beg for the name.

ZERO MAINTENANCE really means ‘I don’t do anything around the house.’

Gravity would be the biggest complaint, methinks.

A house, a never ending hobby.

I dunno.

I’ve seen some squirrel nests. They’re big. Zero maintenance would mean very cold squirrels around here come winter-time!