If humans lived in trees? I guess they would complain about the Bark Beatles, sappy interiors, and tree swaying in the wind. And a larger family will mean that they would have to branch out.
Don’t just stand there – do something about all of the repairs (one at a time) before they become major. Brag about doing them yourself, or how wonderful the repair person is that you found to do the work. The first, neighbors will be impressed about, and the second, they will be envious and beg for the name.
danketaz Premium Member over 6 years ago
Probably complain about the squirrels in the attic.
littlejohn Premium Member over 6 years ago
If humans lived in trees? I guess they would complain about the Bark Beatles, sappy interiors, and tree swaying in the wind. And a larger family will mean that they would have to branch out.
Nyckname over 6 years ago
Many were increasingly of the opinion that they’d all made a big mistake coming down from the trees in the first place.
sandpiper over 6 years ago
Old saying: first liar never has a chance
stairsteppublishing over 6 years ago
Don’t just stand there – do something about all of the repairs (one at a time) before they become major. Brag about doing them yourself, or how wonderful the repair person is that you found to do the work. The first, neighbors will be impressed about, and the second, they will be envious and beg for the name.
MS72 over 6 years ago
ZERO MAINTENANCE really means ‘I don’t do anything around the house.’
erniejpdx over 6 years ago
Gravity would be the biggest complaint, methinks.
choo choo willy over 6 years ago
A house, a never ending hobby.
kelloggs2066 over 2 years ago
I dunno.
I’ve seen some squirrel nests. They’re big. Zero maintenance would mean very cold squirrels around here come winter-time!