Mary Pill Poppins Pharmaceutical just created a miracle drug that can cure any human of any disease. It’s effectiveness is renowned while it’s side effects are surprisingly minimal: thick layer of skin develops on the lips while rendering them dry, cracked and quite odorous.
Patients effected by this claim it’s super callused fragile lips that smell like halitosis.
Then according to the little red fox, skunks must be the most intelligent things on four legs. Raccoons, I’ve learned, can have quite an affect on one’s olfactory senses, too….and they are pretty clever creatures!
littlejohn Premium Member 4 months ago
Mary Pill Poppins Pharmaceutical just created a miracle drug that can cure any human of any disease. It’s effectiveness is renowned while it’s side effects are surprisingly minimal: thick layer of skin develops on the lips while rendering them dry, cracked and quite odorous.
Patients effected by this claim it’s super callused fragile lips that smell like halitosis.
littlejohn Premium Member 4 months ago
What did the judge say when a skunk walked into the courtroom
Odor in the court!!
littlejohn Premium Member 4 months ago
What do you get when you cross a policeman with a skunk ?
Law and odor.
BJDucer 4 months ago
Then according to the little red fox, skunks must be the most intelligent things on four legs. Raccoons, I’ve learned, can have quite an affect on one’s olfactory senses, too….and they are pretty clever creatures!
Doug K 4 months ago
One person’s unpleasant musky smell is another’s sweet fragrance of intelligence.
GiantShetlandPony 4 months ago
More often these days it seems to be someone smoking dope.
M.K.Staffeld 4 months ago
Well, now that you’ve hurt the fox’s feelings…
fourteenpeeves 4 months ago
Either that or somebody stepped in something