Rubes by Leigh Rubin for May 09, 2022

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    C  over 2 years ago

    W(h)inerand

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    Concretionist  over 2 years ago

    I’ve noticed that most of the time, the folks who you’re likely to THINK are alphas on short acquaintance aren’t, really. And the real ones are definitely a sellers’ market, being in short supply.

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    Pharmakeus Ubik  over 2 years ago

    Did any Alphas want to marry you though?

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    robolt  over 2 years ago

    bitch bitch

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    eromlig  over 2 years ago

    If you aren’t the lead dog, the scenery never changes.

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    Doug K  over 2 years ago

    If you could have you would have.

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    Eric Klein  over 2 years ago

    Strange to see how the alpha wolf concept still gets used after being debunked years ago

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    Doug Taylor Premium Member over 2 years ago

    The grass is always greener where the dog didn’t go.

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    WCraft Premium Member over 2 years ago

    He’s still in training – the beta version.

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    DM2860  over 2 years ago

    Uh, no. Alphas are not born. The alpha male holds that position because he is the progenitor for the pack not because he is the baddest. Wolves respect their elders. A wolf becomes an alpha after his cubs get big enough to hunt and he breaks them off of his father’s pack.

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    paranormal  over 2 years ago

    Well, hit the road sister!!!

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    Lablubber   over 2 years ago

    Betty you can call me Alpha.

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    NatureBatsLast  over 2 years ago

    Marry a Primate, spider monkeys to Homo-sapiens, power hungry alpha males galore!

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