Rubes by Leigh Rubin for July 19, 2022

Dangerous friends

This is why I use a group alias for communication with various groups. THEN all I have to do is remember what I called the alias…

let’s hope Larry dials 911

And I thought turkey necks were tasty!

Larry had a lunch date with a lion.

Larry, you dog. You finally found yourself a cougar ;)

In the jungle the mighty jungle the lions eats tonight…

A wheem-a-weh-ah-wheem-a-weh-a-…

Little-known fact: “The Lion Sleeps Tonight” is actually political; the lion is African nationalism. When the song was written, most African countries were colonies of European powers instead of independent nations. The message was that they weren’t going to sleep, i.e., accept their inferior status, forever.

We’ve been trying to reach you about waterhole insurance.

It doesn’t matter, he had his phone off.