Rubes by Leigh Rubin for December 15, 2022

The question is: How this cat devised such a scheme AND covered his identity with a pair of glasses?

Call in Ace Ventura.

A fishy situation.

I hear he had a lot of gambling debts.

Sleeps with the fishes…

The cat’s name is Putin.

Why is the goldfish even still in the bowl? Shouldn’t it be in the cat’s tummy?

what’s the matter. got your tongue?

Former BIL, was to feed my fish 1 time while his sis and I went on vacation for 7 days. I instructed him to put in 2 tablespoons of food from the new 2 lb bag of food. The idjit dumped in the entire 2 lb bag. I had 1 eel, a pleco, two clown loaches and one of my 25 cichlids survive. Just as soon as I opened the door when we got home i knew what he did. Instead of nice clear clean water in the tank it was a brown soupy mess of ammonia. I would have had better luck if I asked the 5yo next door to do the job.

He’s been sent to “sleep with the humans”

Just consider that fish food as “Stuffing”

Someone that’s very hungry….and furry

I would say the cat is the usual suspect.