Rubes by Leigh Rubin for May 08, 2023

Woodchuck salesman of the year.

this one threw me

It is quite clear that that woodchuck wood chucker would chuck wood poorly, they need a woodchuck engineer, or at least someone who can read plans. (the stop bar goes in front not behind)

♪♫ What rolls downstairs, alone or in pairs, rolls over your neighbor’s dog….? ♪♫

https://youtu.be/-fQGPZTECYs

Woodchuck is a transliteration of the Cree name of the animal, wuchak, and has nothing to do with wood nor chucking.

Chuck wood Chuck it, too.

Hey you dang woodchucks, quit chuckn my wood!

Ah now that’s thinking ahead

He doesn’t look too sick for an animal that’s about to upchuck.

All ye who read this, recite the whole wood chick tongue twister thing, I dare ya…

Chuck it out.

A treebuchet?

Hey, I knew Chuck, and he wood give you the shirt off his back… if he hadn’t already done that for somebody else.

I’m about as mechanical as a bag of lettuce, but methinks that thing is not going to work properly, and if he pulls the pin, it’s going to go full-on Wile E. Coyote on him.