Rubes by Leigh Rubin for May 23, 2023

Grappling with priorities.

That’s a awful big boat Capt. Hope you have a big enough crew for the raid.

What ever you do don’t slip!!!!

Don’t fall on the bow! You might get stabbed.

I think you got the order wrong.

They’ll be farting while after the booty now?

Makes perfect sense to me.

Well unless the Kardashians are on board there may not be much booty to plunder.

Sounds like a frat house party

This one lesson you must learn. First you pillage, then you burn!

Feed first then booty call…

Aarrgghh, me thighs are on fire!!

Shake your buffet?

but what time is booty call…?

Don’t fall on that prow thingy either…