Rubes by Leigh Rubin for September 25, 2023

She laid an egg at her last audition.

She’s INTERESTED in playing the piano. But when it comes to the kitchen, she’s COMMITTED!

Yeah, a hundred ways to cook a chicken!!!

heard she is pretty good at checkers also

In Holland they advertised, “Chicken! The most versatile piece of meat! Chicken!” …with a nice little hummable melody.

Winner, winner. Chicken dinner.

Coming up, a once-in-a-lifetime performance.

She clucking cracked! Her brains are scrambled!

Are you afraid of anything?

What do you mean by that? Do you think I’m a chicken?

Ham and eggs. Chickens are involved but the pig is committed.

Are you totally committed like the pig though?

The kitchen thing is a one time only happening.

I’m pretty good at dirt scratching and egg laying.

She’ll be playing at the Friars Club next.

I’m really good with drumsticks.

I can also cross the road, you won’t find any squirrels that say that.

Chicken on its way to getting broiling mad at all his questions.

Yes, I taste just like chicken.

You can find the chicken in the bread pan, pickin’ out dough.

I’m very versatile! Everything tastes like me!