Rubes by Leigh Rubin for November 26, 2023

He can sell that one to the King of ID

Check out Sutro Tower, in San Francisco, CA!!!

A castle fit for a king? That place is too small, even for The Fink!

To be paid for and built by the peasants, of course.

I love the tippy toes!

Building a higher tower might help with visibility here, but probably won’t help if there isn’t something to also boost his volume. And/or build the tower closer to where the people are.

Thou hast never useth Wifi yet?

And it will double as the royal jail, so it will be a cell tower.

“Plus he got me this cool, comically large cowboy hat! Majesty’s on fire today!”

New “Tower?” You call that a tower? I’ve seen snow forts that are higher!

Sounds like a good idea.

Wow, build a 5G tower.

It always comes down to needing more bandwidth.

Higher Crier

Funding for the new tower came out of the groundskeeper’s budget. The tower is actually very tall. The problem is that nobody has mowed the lawn in months.

It looks like he is outstanding in his field

Pretty sure this is where Musk got the idea to launch 12,000 communication satellites, though I’m sure he’d never admit it. Note: 5,400 launched to date, equaling almost 1/2 of ALL communications satellites orbiting!!!