Rubes by Leigh Rubin for February 14, 2024

Whose gravestone is she sitting on? Her love’s? Her own?

That’s the spirit

Got ghosted on the Internaturalnet.

No ghosting on V Day!

Just don’t ghost her…☺️❤️

She looks so lonely.

♫♪

They’re gonna put me in the movies

They’re gonna make a big star out of me

We’ll make a film about a ghost that’s sad and lonely

And all I gotta do is act supernaturally

♪♫

with apologies to Buck Owens and Ringo Starr

He doesn’t have a ghost of a chance.

yeah…sneak up behind her and go boo!

He wants to make her his boo.

If using as an adjective, shouldn’t it be supernatural? The Pedantic Penguin

He doesn’t have “a ghost of a chance” with her!

It will be a spirited romance.

And hope she doesn’t ghost you.

What if she…*ghosts* him? buh doom psst

If he doesn’t do it correctly, she’s going to ghost him.

she looks a bit spooked…

He’s got a ghost of a chance.